Tuesday, July 26, 2011

How to Survive the Heat

Step One: Get your hair off your face. The more ridiculous you look, the cooler you are. Step Two: Drink lots of fluid (preferably those that come in Sesame Street packaging).


Step Three: Keep your friends (like Ernie, Grover, and MoMo) close. Staying social is important.


Step Four: Convince Mama and Dada that it's too hot for dinner. Instead, sit outside with your feet in the kiddie pool. Let Mama and Dada enjoy some Corona, and convince them that ice cream would really make the best dinner for the baby.


Step Five: Enjoy the evening! At 8:00, tell them that it is probably time to go inside and watch a DD.

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